Oct 25, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34
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#101
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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God did
why does safety glass break into squares with pointy corners, instead of circles?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:42 AM // 02:42
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#102
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Accident Prone [AP]
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because pointy corner are safer then circles.
Why do you park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49
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#103
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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because parking and driving were opposite once...
why does the earth revolve around the sun?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:53 AM // 02:53
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#104
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Accident Prone [AP]
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Because the sun doesnt revolve around the earth.
Why do people from Canada always say "eh"?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54
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#105
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Tenacious Knights of Doom [TKD]
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I think the answer to that one is simply mass. Guess that kinda breaks the point of this thread, though...
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55
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#106
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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bacause they dont...
why is it that you cant please everyone?
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:58 AM // 02:58
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#107
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: OnceLost
Profession: W/Mo
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Because saying e i o or u would just sound silly
If corn has ears and potatoes eyes what does tomatoes have
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Oct 25, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59
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#108
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed
Guild: Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-
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well...peaches have pits...
why is it that this smiley is totally overused?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:00 AM // 05:00
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#109
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Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Netherlands
Guild: The Biggyverse [PLEB] // Servants of Fortuna [SoF]
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Because laughing is healthy.
If Robin is also known as Boy Wonder, is he the son of Wonderwoman?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:21 AM // 05:21
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#110
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Holy Patriots
Profession: Mo/W
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No, in secret wonderwoman is a nun
If u were king of the world would u live in space and blow up the earth?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27
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#111
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Academy Page
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No, I'd crush it with giant Cheeze-Its.
Do you like air?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28
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#112
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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No, it is on suicide mode already. Give and take a couple of years...
Why do mothers always use our middle names when threatening?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28
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#113
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Black Beast of Aarrrrgghh
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Netherlands
Guild: The Biggyverse [PLEB] // Servants of Fortuna [SoF]
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@htb: Offcourse not! Then I would have nothing to rule over!
@ previous: because then they have longer to think clearly in their rage
How many paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:32 AM // 05:32
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#114
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Academy Page
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They don't... "OMG CHANGE BULB NOOBZ!!!"
Do you have jello?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37
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#115
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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Yes I do.
Do you have soda?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38
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#116
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Academy Page
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Yeah.
You wanna soda?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38
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#117
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Holy Patriots
Profession: Mo/W
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why yes, yes i do
are you straight-edge (For those of you that don't know straight-edge means drug and alcohol free)?
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53
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#118
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: East Coast, US
Guild: The Fellowship of Lost Elves [TFLE]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Purple Pants Guy
They don't... "OMG CHANGE BULB NOOBZ!!!"
Do you have jello?
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THAT was priceless! Wow, you just made my day!
And to Continue the Thread:
Answer: We're doing Dumb Questions here: Asking someone if they're straight-edge is a personal and thought-provoking comment (people have lots of different reasons for being, or not being, straight edge).
Question: Why am I skirting the question at hand?
And why are so many warriors such jerks?
(Fun Fact: My initials are JLO so my friends nicknamed me Jello in Elementary School so yes, I have Jello! I AM JELLO!)
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Oct 25, 2005, 05:53 AM // 05:53
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#119
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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Because there aren't enough jerks of the other kind.
Why Peter Pan? Why not Peter Pot? :P
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Oct 25, 2005, 06:40 AM // 06:40
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#120
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Desert Nomad
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Cos the producer was high on pot when he made the movie...
Why does god never smite the evil ppl
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